Wedding
Night
At 85 years
of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old.
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that
on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate
bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband
may over exert himself if they spend the entire night
together. After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares
herself for bed, and for the expected "knock"
on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens,
and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes
leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her
bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more
action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further
coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne,
bids her a fond goodnight, and leaves LouAnne is set to
go to sleep again.
However,
after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her
door, and there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old
and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy
one another. As Morris is once again set to leave, the
young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than
a third your age who were only good once! You're a great
lover, Morris."
Morris,
somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You
mean I was here already?"
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