A man is at
work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an
earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative
fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion
sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't
know you were into earrings."
"Don't
make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
"Well, I'm curious,"
begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"