
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the
outside but tender on the inside. Okras
have tremendous influence. An older Okra
can look back over his life and see the
seeds of his influence everywhere. You
can do something good each day if you
try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come
from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however,
will make something of himself if he is
motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
dealing with Chitlins, be careful they
may surprise you. They can erupt like
Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish
and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have
an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied
with the surface of things, and you feel
the need to bore deep into the interior
of everything. Needless to say, you are
very intense and driven as if you had
some inner hunger. You love to stay busy
and tend to work too much. Nobody in their
right mind is going to marry you, so don't
worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're
the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. A cinch to recognize
the physical appearance of Moon Pies.
Big and round are the key words here.
You should marry anybody who you can get
remotely interested in the idea. It's
not going to be easy. You always have
a big smile and are happy. This might
be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe
not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted
with life's difficulties, possums have
a marked tendency to withdraw and develop
a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes
you become so withdrawn, people actually
think you're dead. This strategy is probably
not psychologically healthy but seems
to work for you. You are a rare breed.
Most folks love to watch you work and
play. You are a night person and mind
your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is
a water sign. If you work in an office,
you're hanging around the water cooler.
Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub
to the living room. You tend not to be
particularly attractive physically, but
you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards
have a genius for communication. They
love to get in the melting pot of life
and share their essence with the essence
of those around them. Collards make good
social workers, psychologists, and baseball
managers. As far as your personal life
goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself
a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are
traditionalists in matters of the heart,
although one's whiskers may cause problems
for loved ones. You Catfish are never
easy people to understand. You run fast.
You work and play hard. Even though you
prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
surface of life, you are liked by most.
Above all else, Catfish should stay away
from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest
aim is to be with others like yourself.
You like to huddle together with a big
crowd of other Grits. You love to travel
though, so maybe you should think about
joining a club. Where do you like to go?
Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon,
butter, or eggs and a good time. If you
can go somewhere where they have all these
things, that serves you well. You are
pure in heart.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You
have a passionate desire to help your
fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know
you best, your friends and loved ones,
may find that your personality is much
too salty, and their criticism will affect
you deeply because you are really much
softer than you appear. You should go
right ahead and marry anybody you want
to because in a certain way, yours is
a charmed life. On the road of life, you
can be sure that people will always pull
over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite
a Butter Bean to a party because Butter
Beans get along well with everybody. You,
as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've
grown on the vine of life, and you feel
at home no matter what the setting. You
can sit next to anybody. However, you,
too, shouldn't have anything to do with
Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a
tendency to develop a tough exterior,
but you are actually quite gentle and
kind inside. A good evening for you? Old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms,
and insects. You are a throwback. You're
not concerned with today's fashions and
trends. You're not concerned with anything
about today. You're almost prehistoric
in your interests and behavior patterns.
You probably want to marry another Armadillo,
but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
mating possibility.