Smart Teacher
A high school English
teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a
serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand
and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said
I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The
entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly
says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand."
