Smart Kid
A teacher asks her
class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She
calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct
answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then
little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There
are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One
is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of
ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking
the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The
teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone."
To which
Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the
one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
