Artery: The study of paintings.

Barium: What doctors do when patients die.

Cat scan: Searching for kitty.

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

Dilate: To live long.

Fester: Quicker than someone else.

Fibula: A small lie.





Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

Outpatient: A patient who has fainted.

Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.





Tablet: A small table.