Guards Reading Prisoner's
Mail
A prisoner in jail receives
a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided
to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best
time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail,
replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do
not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some
men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back
garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now
is the best time to plant the lettuce."
