Once upon a
time, there were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach.
One was Vito and the other was Vladimir.
Vito had no problem picking
up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach.
But Vladamir had no success.
Vladamir: "Vito! How
do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?"
Vito: "Well, I'll
tell ya! But it's a secret . . just between you and me. I don't
want my system to become too public."
Vladamir: "OK. Its
a deal."
Vito: "You see those
potatoes over there? Well, every time I come to the beach I
take one and put it in my Speedos bathing suit. When the women
see it they come running from miles around."
Vladamir: "That's
it? I can do that."
The next day, Vladamir went
over to the produce stand and picked out the biggest, most perfectly
shaped potato he could find. He then went into the changing room
and slipped it into his Speedos.
As he walked out onto the
beach he immediately noticed that women AND men began to take
notice of him.
"Its working, he thought."
But soon he began to realize
that they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost
disgusted by the sight of him.
He rushed over to Vito
and asked, "Vito, what's the problem? Why isn't it working?"
Vito: "Because your
supposed to put the potato in the front."
