A lady calls
the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive
and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall , blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody
love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to
verify this report and the lady next door tells the police,
"You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has
no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report.
She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him
back!"
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