The
millionare with alligators
Once
there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was
single. One day he decides to throw a huge party,
and during the party he announces, "My dear guests...I
have a proposition to every man here. I will give
one million dollars or my daughter to the man who
can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge
unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the
sound of a large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the
pool swimming with all he could...the crowd cheered
him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to
the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic!
I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep
my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter
or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money!
And I don't want your daughter! I want the person
who pushed me in that WATER!!!
