There was a
guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over
an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his
jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running
to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his
shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!
The very angry looking
Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three
wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special,
I will only give you one wish!"
The suprised
man said, " OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo
on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom,
but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge
from here to Hawaii."
The genie replied with
a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will
take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean,
all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry,
it just can't happen."
The man said with a smile,
"Fine then, I want to understand women."
The genie said, "
Would you like two lanes or four?"