On a Trans-Atlantic
flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence
is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands
up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!"
she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die,
I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
No one has ever made me really feel like a woman!
Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane
who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" |
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For a moment there
is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril,
and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane.
| Then,
a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I
can make you feel like a woman," he says. This
tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts
to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
one button at a time. |
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Then, a man stands
up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel
like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built
guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the
aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
| No
one moves. As this man approaches, the woman begins
to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple
across his chest as he reaches her, and extends
the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman,
and whispers: "Iron this." |
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