Signs
That You Are An Internet Geek!
10) When filling out your driver's license
application you give your IP address.
9) You no longer ask prospective dates
what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's
your URL?
8) Instead of calling you to dinner, your
spouse sends
e-mail.
7) You're amazed to find out spam is a
food.
6) You "ping" people to see
if they're awake, "finger" them to find out
how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're
listening to you.
5) You search the Net endlessly hoping
to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4) You introduce your wife as "my
lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client
applications"
3) At social functions you introduce your
husband as "my domain server".
2) After winning the office super bowl
pool you blurt out, "I feel so "colon-right
parentheses!"
1) Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"