| A teacher asks
her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Billy.
He replies, "None,
they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The
correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Billy says,
"I have a question for you. "
"There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the
top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a
great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Billy replied,
"The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,'
but I like your thinking."
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