Hi-Tech
Sauna

Three men are
sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping
sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping
stops. The others look at him curiously "That's my
pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the
skin of my arm,"
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts
his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand,"
The third
man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper
extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm
getting a Fax," he explains.