Castro
finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can
now be imported legally but President Chelsea
Clinton has banned all smoking.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North
America
crops & livestock.
Last
remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly
known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)
Afghanistan
still closed off; physicists estimate it will
take at least ten more years before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.
George
Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key
to weight loss.
Nursing
home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations
of affair
with candy striper.
Texas
executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming
NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Baby
conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.
Authentic
year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's
for $4.6 million.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing
thousands in Los Angeles.
Average
height of NBA players now nine foot seven
inches.
Microsoft
announces it has perfected its newest version
of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation
is completed.
New
California law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered
by January 2036.
