Halloween
Rules
=> When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never*
check to see if it's really dead.
=> Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even
as a joke.
=> Do not search the basement, especially if the power
has just gone out.
=> If your children speak to you in Latin or any other
language which they should not know, or if they speak to
you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them
immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long
run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill
them, so be prepared.
=> When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair
off and go it alone.
=> As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open
portals to Hell.
=> Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere
near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of
the dead.
=> If you're searching for something which caused a
noise and find out that it's just the cat, *leave the room
immediately if you value your life.*
=> If appliances start operating by themselves, move
out.
=> Do not take *anything* from the dead.
=> If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably
for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
=> Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless
you're sure you know what you are doing.
=> If you're running from the monster, expect to trip
or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female
persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are
running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's
still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
=> If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing
eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them
as fast as possible.
=> Stay away from certain geographical locations, some
of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania,
Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the
Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
=> If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to
the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
=> Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws,
staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines,
lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws,
or any device made from deceased companions.
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