A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The
barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2
hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the
door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full
of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The
guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop
and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and half."
The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the
shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see
where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into
the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill,
where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your
house!"
