God would like to thank you for your
belief and patronage. In order to better
serve your needs, He asks that you take
a few moments to answer the following
questions.
Please keep in mind that your responses
will be kept completely confidential,
and that you need not disclose your
name or address unless you prefer a
direct response to comments or suggestions.
How did you find out about God?
__ Newspaper
__ Television
__ Word of mouth
__ Torah
__ Bible
__ Koran
__ Other Book
__ Divine Inspiration
__ Near Death Experience
__ Friend or Relative
__ Other: ____________
Are you currently using any other
source of inspiration in addition to
God? Please check all that apply.
__ Tarot
__ Horoscope
__ Fortune cookies
__ Self-help books
__ Biorythms
__ Mantras
__ Insurance policies
__ Lottery
__ Television
__ Ann Landers
__ Sex
__ Alcohol or drugs
__ Other: ____________
__ None
God employs a limited degree of Divine
Intervention to preserve the balanced
level of felt presence and blind faith.
Which would you prefer (circle one)?
a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention
is just right
d. Don't know
God also attempts to maintain a balanced
level of disasters and miracles. Please
rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling
of the following (1=unsatisfactory,
5=excellent):
a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake,
war)
1 2 3 4 5
b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission
of disease, sports upsets)
1 2 3 4 5
Do you have any additional comments
or suggestions for improving the quality
of God's services? (Attach an additional
sheet if necessary):
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Bless you!