
A police officer pulls over a car
with a young blonde driver in it...
Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH
highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde: "Officer, I saw a
lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh miss, that's not
the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're
on!"
Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks
for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into
the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking
and white as ghosts.
Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's
wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something
awful."
Blonde: "Oh... We just got
off of highway 119."
