Actual
Doctors' Comments
On Patients Charts!

"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side
for over a year."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd
day it disappeared
completely."
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began
seeing me in 1993."
"The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She
also appears to be
depressed."
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
"Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally
alert but forgetful."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another
hospital."
"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
three days."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch."
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her
husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent
home."
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most
of her life, until she got
a divorce."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our
car for physical therapy."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However,
he took a job as astockbroker instead."
"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who
felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
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