Decorating Blonde
This blonde decides
one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so
she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that
she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,
she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds
his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices
that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the
same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She
replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then
asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint
can and they said...FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!
