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My Dad Always Says...


If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

I don't get even, I get odder.

I am having an out of money experience.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.

Practice safe eating, always use condiments.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.


I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.






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