Your husband tells you he has had the beard for two months.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built in keyboard and mouse

Your wife makes a new rule : the computer can not come to bed

You ask your plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computor with a toilet

Your wife says it is important to communicate in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat

As your car crashes on a country road, your first instinct is to hit the "back" button

Your cat has his own web page