What Kind of Coffee Drinker Are You?

• When ordering coffee at a shop, what size do you generally prefer?
  
  A. Large
  B. Extra Large
  C. Bladder Buster 2000 (c)
  
  
• What do you enjoy most about coffee?
  
  A. The aroma
  B. The flavor.
  C. The chest pains.
  
  
• Finish this sentence: "When I'm not drinking coffee, I'm..."
  
  A. ...thinking about coffee.
  B. ...planning on drinking coffee soon.
  C. ...eating coffee grounds.
  
  
• What kind of bean do you prefer?
  
  A. Sumatran
  B. Guatemalan
  C. I don't care, JUST GIVE ME SOME NOW!!
  
  
• Finish this sentence: "Coffee makes me..."
  
  A. Think better.
  B. Feel better.
  C. ttTTtypPPpeEE bettRReeRr.
  
  
• If a waitperson asks if you would like a coffee refill, you answer:
  
  A. "Yes, please."
  B. "Of course."
  C. "Well, duh!"
  
  
• An extremely cute guy/gal asks you if they can share your coffee with you. What do you do?
  
  A. Say, "Sure!"
  B. Say, "No, thank you."
  C. Threaten bodily harm.
  
  
• What best describes coffee?
  
  A. Delicious refreshment.
  B. A quick pick-me-up.
  C. Life blood.
  
  
• How close is the closest coffee shop to your home?
  
  A. More than three city blocks.
  B. Less than three city blocks.
  C. I'm homeless. I spent all my money on coffee.
  
  
• What's the worst part about drinking coffee?
  
  A. The aftertaste.
  B. Stopping.
  C. Can you repeat the question? I haven't slept in four days...

Scoring:
All A answers get 10 points.
All B answers get 5 points.
All C answers get 2 points.
Score:

100 - 50 = You like to drink coffee.
50 - 22 = You like to drink coffee a lot.
20 = You could drink Juan Valdez under the table.