2. Come in and have your faith lifted.

3. Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.

4. No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.

5. Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask.

6. [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?

7. What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?

8. Fight truth decay. . .study the Bible daily.

9. Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

10. Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

11. I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.

12. It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

13. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

14. This is a ch__ch. What is missing?

15. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

16. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.