Blood Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them
and asks them what they'll have.
The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred)
"I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB
Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver.
I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
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