

Mosquito repellents
don't repel. They hide you.
The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they
don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended
that a toothbrush be
kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid
airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The king of hearts is
the only king without a mustache

Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The first owner of the
Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Walt Disney was afraid
of mice.

Thirty-five percent of
the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

It is possible to lead
a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

Turtles can breathe through
their butts.