Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked,
"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard,
" replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take
ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then
teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old
man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill,"
she smiled. |
