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A bartender is sitting
behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts
open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up
to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten
glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large
table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled
and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days,
51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more
blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more
blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in
raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth
blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks
over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and
the table erupts.
Up jump the others,
they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives,
all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't
contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to
the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed
child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy
dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the
blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration
about?"
The blonde who
brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks
that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we
decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together,
bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of
the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51
days!"
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